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{\an8}[♪ theme music playing]
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{\an8}[all scream]
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{\an8}We're under attack. Evasive action.
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{\an8}We're not under attack.
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{\an8}I was trying to tilt my seat back,
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{\an8}and instead, the ship
went into catastrophe mode.
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{\an8}Activating sprinklers.
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{\an8}Hellballs! The wires are all crossed!
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{\an8}Uh-oh! Can opener!
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{\an8}[yelps]
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{\an8}♪ Down in the valley ♪
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{\an8}More Hellballs.
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{\an8}♪ The valley so low ♪
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♪ Hang your head over ♪
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[both grunt]
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I'll get you, can opener,
if it's the last thing I ever...
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{\an8}[screams]
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{\an8}[crew screaming in distance]
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{\an8}Do you hear something?
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{\an8}Sounds like a screaming
coming across the sky.
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{\an8}Ah, that explains it.
Should we check for survivors?
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{\an8}After a crash like that?
What's the point?
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[all panting]
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Thank God the can opener
had the presence of mind
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-to cut an escape hole.
-It's a hero.
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I coulda bent us an escape hole.
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But did anybody ask Bender?
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No.
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-Are you all right?
-No, I'm not all right.
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I was talking to the can opener.
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What about you?
Are you all right?
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No, I was nearly smushed.
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I was talking to the ship.
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[sobbing]
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Poor Old Bessie!
I'm afraid her time has come.
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Why did it have to be her instead of me?
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Hello? Gaping head wound.
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[clatters]
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There it is, the graveyard of ships.
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The plasma sea at the bottom
of the multiverse.
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Mariners call it the Tropic of Ghosts.
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They're pretty stupid, though.
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-I'd hate to be here at night.
-It is night.
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Then I hate being here.
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I built that ship with my own two hands,
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as well as several hundred
high-powered hydraulic hands.
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Did I ever tell you about all
the different lengths of wire I used?
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Yes.
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She saw us through
lots of great adventures.
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And a few mediocre ones.
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Honestly, some of those three-part
adventures were kind of sloppy.
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We had a nice run,
but nothing lasts forever.
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Except me, apparently.
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Hey, what are those shmierd currents
under the surface?
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Merely jet streams
of alternate realities.
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All that is, was, or might have been,
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and a lot of other crap, too.
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Alternate realities can
bite my shiny metal ass.
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[laughs]
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Bender, show some ass respect.
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Hi-ya!
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Ha-ha! You missed!
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Hi-ya!
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Not in that reality.
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[bagpipes playing]
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My heartfelt symphonies.
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Oh, Lord.
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When a vessel so renowned
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as the Planet Express ship
is laid to rest,
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it's only fitting
that the DOOP's greatest hero
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say a few words in tribute.
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Or better yet, sing them.
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[groans]
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♪ That ship is like a ship
on the ocean ♪
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♪ It's been sailing
with a cargo full of ♪
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♪ Love and devotion ♪
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♪ So rock the boat... ♪
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Come on, Kif.
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♪ Don't rock the boat, baby ♪
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♪ Rock the boat... ♪
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♪ Don't tip the boat over... ♪
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Thank you. Check out our SoundCloud.
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I see by the clockometer,
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there's still a few minutes
before the scuttling charges
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detonate and sink your ship forever.
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So if you'd like to pay
your final respects?
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Yes. Let's view its spacely remains.
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[sentimental music playing]
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This ship was my first home
when I came to the future.
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I slept right here
on this stained carpeting.
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You're what stained it!
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Remember this table?
I had a meal there once.
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[sniffs]
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How can you meatbags get so weepy
about a ship? It's just a hunk of tin.
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You're 40% tin!
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And didn't you once have a torrid affair
with this ship?
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I have torrid affairs
with lots of things, then I move on.
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Bender don't look back,
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'cause his neck joint
don't turn that way.
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Ooh! Snap.
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♪ Do dat doodle-oo deedle-ee boo ♪
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So many memories.
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[screams] Too many memories.
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[groaning]
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Eh, whatever. Let's go.
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Move it along, Leela.
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The explosives are set
to go off in 15 minutes.
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Wait, where's Fry?
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How should I know? You're his mother.
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Whoops, sorry. I meant 15 seconds.
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What? Quick! We've got to find Fry.
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Oh, no! Fry!
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Come back! There's no time.
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-Leela!
-Amy!
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Dr. Zoidberg.
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So, this graveyard need a janitor?
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[coughs]
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Fry!
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Leela? Why is me?
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He's okay.
His pulse is steady as an abalone.
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What happened?
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We were all on the ship when it sank.
We nearly drowned trying to save you.
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I swallowed a lot of
quasi-neutral plasma.
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[grunts]
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Why didn't you come out sooner,
you boob?
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I had some kind of attack.
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I started seeing flashes of things
that happened.
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Also things that didn't happen.
Except it felt like they did happen.
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Or will happen.
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These things happen.
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Or don't. Or will. Or... Let's just go.
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Leela, you and I
could have died on that ship.
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-True so far.
-But then we'd never have gotten...
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Never have gotten what?
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Tattoos with each other's names.
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I already have one.
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I used to date a different guy
named Fry.
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Then how come I've never seen it?
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It's in a very out-of-the-way spot.
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Someone's all duded up.
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Bender, life can go
in a lot of directions.
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Up, left, community college.
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But I know exactly which direction
I want mine to go.
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So tonight at sunset, I'm meeting Leela
on top of the Vampire State Building.
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I'm gonna ask her to marry me.
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When I said "someone's all duded up,"
I meant me.
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Check out the Rolex.
I bent it off a guy I know.
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By the way, you're late.
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-Big night, Mr. Fry?
-The biggest, Janös.
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-I'm gonna ask Leela to marry me.
-Leela?
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Blergh!
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My gosh, this is incredible.
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I feel like I died and went to here!
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But luckily, you didn't.
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A toast.
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-I...
-What's the matter?
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Nothing, I just felt strange,
like we'd had champagne here before.
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Janös has served many before you.
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Their souls linger long
after the champagne has been drunk.
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Yeah, that's probably it.
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Anyhow, Leela, I brought you here
to ask you something.
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Looky there.
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-[Fry] Uh-oh.
-What is it?
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This ring, the table,
the plain white napkins!
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I'm sure I've done this before.
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Fry, I'd remember a ring like this.
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Whoo!
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Janös, you remember this happening,
don't you?
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It is the curse of my kind
to remember everything.
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I forgot your hors d'oeuvres.
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It's like I'm having a dream,
except I'm not having a dream.
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It's more like watching a movie
when I'm half asleep.
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You're having an Avatar?
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[groans]
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-Fry, what's wrong?
-I don't know.
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I'm seeing you,
but I'm seeing other stuff too.
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Me, you, plain white napkins!
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Look out! The railing!
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[screams]
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Janös, quick!
Help me get him to a doctor!
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He'd be a lot easier to handle
if he had less blood.
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Just saying.
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Your head seems normal,
aside from that weird face on the front.
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So what happened this time?
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It was just like on the ship.
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I felt like everything's
happened before,
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even things that didn't happen yet.
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-Does that make sense?
-No, you're a terrible patient.
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Could Fry be seeing some kind of
alternate universe?
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Or a time loop?
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Nonsense!
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Those things are completely possible
and happen all the time.
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But this sounds like a textbook case
of déjà vu.
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{\an8}Déjà vu? I feel like I've heard
of that before.
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No wait, I'm thinking of De La Soul.
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{\an8}You have all the symptoms.
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{\an8}The feeling you're experiencing
something that's already happened?
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{\an8}That's all the symptoms.
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{\an8}It's not déjà vu!
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I'm sure the things I'm seeing
are real, somehow.
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You don't think I'm crazy,
do you, Leela?
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I don't know what to think.
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I love you so much.
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And all I ever wanted to do
is marry you.
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But first, I need to understand
what's happening to me.
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I'm not going anywhere.
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No one's not going anywhere.
Because everyone's going to the hangar,
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to see the new ship I just completed.
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[Bender] Okay, already. We see it.
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Pretty cool, eh?
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It's got cutting-edge
artificial intelligence.
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And to provide its speech,
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I hired the world's greatest
voice actor, Tress LaMarche.
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[computer] Hi, there.
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It's even got a new cloaking device
I invented.
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Plus, an uncloaking device.
And a cloakroom.
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It's like living in the future!
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Oh, my, yes.
You should see the wire I used.
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All the latest lengths.
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Now this is comfy.
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-Do I feel an electric seat-warmer?
-You do.
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The AI automatically adjusts
to ambient butt temperature.
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Hear that, Fry?
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Yeah. Sounds great.
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I thought you'd be excited.
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You're always complaining
about my chronic cold butt.
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It's just... I miss the old ship.
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I feel like maybe something important
was on it when it sank.
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This ship's nice, but it feels wrong.
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I'm just happy
it doesn't have a can opener.
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That's where you're not happy, Bender.
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The one thing I saved from the old ship
was the can opener.
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It even has its own sleeping quarters.
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[suspenseful music plays]
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What? Where's my sleeping quarters?
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You don't need any.
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This ship is so fast,
you won't have time to rest.
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That's just a perk for heroes.
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Cheer up, guys.
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At least we get to go
to a tropical paradise
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for our first delivery.
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That was exhausting.
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-No, it wasn't.
-Yes, it was.
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I need a nap. And for that,
I'll need sleeping quarters.
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Get out.
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Bender, no! That can opener
is the finest swordsman in all of space!
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What?
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Oh, yeah?
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You shot a guy who only had a sword?
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What? I saw it in a movie.
It was hilarious.
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You think they'll try me as an adult?
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I would.
253
00:14:04,514 --> 00:14:06,141
Wake up, Canny!
254
00:14:07,350 --> 00:14:09,477
Please, wake up.
255
00:14:11,563 --> 00:14:12,772
It's over, buddy.
256
00:14:12,939 --> 00:14:14,065
[sobs]
257
00:14:14,149 --> 00:14:17,277
How can I go on? My nemesis is dead!
258
00:14:17,360 --> 00:14:19,946
I'm like Superman without Lex Luthor.
259
00:14:20,030 --> 00:14:22,282
Aquaman without that big ol' shrimp!
260
00:14:23,116 --> 00:14:24,201
Ow.
261
00:14:24,826 --> 00:14:26,494
You want your hand and your Rolex?
262
00:14:26,578 --> 00:14:28,872
No. I shall go on without them,
263
00:14:28,955 --> 00:14:33,585
in tribute to a worthy foe
who met his match in Bender One-Hand.
264
00:14:33,668 --> 00:14:35,462
That's what you have to call me
from now on.
265
00:14:35,545 --> 00:14:37,130
"Bender One-Hand."
266
00:14:37,506 --> 00:14:39,633
Or "Bender No-Watch."
267
00:14:39,716 --> 00:14:41,551
Nah, I might get a watch
for my other hand.
268
00:14:41,635 --> 00:14:43,470
Anyway, I still need that nap.
269
00:14:43,637 --> 00:14:44,763
[grunts]
270
00:14:45,680 --> 00:14:46,681
Ah.
271
00:14:52,145 --> 00:14:53,480
[computer] Vessel ahead.
272
00:14:53,563 --> 00:14:54,814
Vessel ahead.
273
00:14:54,898 --> 00:14:55,899
That's weird.
274
00:14:55,982 --> 00:14:59,277
Something's showing up on radar,
but I don't see anything.
275
00:15:01,404 --> 00:15:03,031
What? What is it, boy?
276
00:15:03,114 --> 00:15:05,534
The Old Planet Express ship. See it?
277
00:15:06,284 --> 00:15:07,577
I don't see squat.
278
00:15:07,661 --> 00:15:10,163
It's right there,
next to the space stuff.
279
00:15:11,540 --> 00:15:15,919
Fry, a little psychotic break
with reality is perfectly normal.
280
00:15:16,002 --> 00:15:18,463
Sometimes I think I can control
the weather!
281
00:15:20,382 --> 00:15:21,633
It flew away.
282
00:15:22,175 --> 00:15:23,885
[computer] Butt-warmer engaged.
283
00:15:23,969 --> 00:15:25,303
Ah!
284
00:15:25,387 --> 00:15:27,848
I wish we'd never scuttled the old ship.
285
00:15:27,931 --> 00:15:30,517
This new ship just can't replace it.
286
00:15:30,600 --> 00:15:33,228
You know, I can hear everything
you're saying.
287
00:15:36,773 --> 00:15:39,317
And in tonight's
News of the Supernatural,
288
00:15:39,401 --> 00:15:41,987
[echoing] ghost ships.
289
00:15:42,320 --> 00:15:43,905
[laughs]
290
00:15:44,364 --> 00:15:47,576
This whole segment is beneath
Morbo's journalistic dignity!
291
00:15:48,159 --> 00:15:49,327
Captain Brannigan,
292
00:15:49,411 --> 00:15:53,582
what's all this nonsense about
[echoing] "Ghost ships?"
293
00:15:53,665 --> 00:15:57,878
Well, Linda, sensors have detected
a phantom vessel in this quadrant.
294
00:15:57,961 --> 00:16:00,005
But it's invisible to the nude eye.
295
00:16:00,088 --> 00:16:03,425
We suspect pirates have salvaged
an abandoned vessel
296
00:16:03,508 --> 00:16:06,261
and equipped it
with cloaking technology.
297
00:16:06,344 --> 00:16:08,638
But if it is ghosts, rest assured,
298
00:16:08,722 --> 00:16:12,058
Zapp Brannigan will blast them
out of existence.
299
00:16:12,142 --> 00:16:13,560
Or back into it, I guess.
300
00:16:13,643 --> 00:16:16,980
I saw that ghost ship.
It's our old ship.
301
00:16:17,063 --> 00:16:19,316
But nobody besides you is seeing it.
302
00:16:19,399 --> 00:16:22,319
Explain that with your precious science.
303
00:16:22,444 --> 00:16:25,780
I can't.
Look, I don't know how or why...
304
00:16:25,864 --> 00:16:26,865
There's a first.
305
00:16:26,948 --> 00:16:29,618
...but something important went down
with that ship.
306
00:16:29,701 --> 00:16:32,829
Please, can we go back and see
if it's still where we sank it?
307
00:16:33,997 --> 00:16:37,500
Well, I guess it couldn't hurt
to take another look.
308
00:16:37,584 --> 00:16:38,585
Come on, Bender.
309
00:16:38,668 --> 00:16:39,669
Ah, ah, ah.
310
00:16:39,753 --> 00:16:41,922
[sighs] Bender One-Hand.
311
00:16:51,848 --> 00:16:54,559
We're approaching
the Graveyard of Ships.
312
00:16:54,809 --> 00:16:56,520
Ooh!
313
00:16:56,978 --> 00:16:58,188
[gasps]
314
00:17:01,316 --> 00:17:04,694
Attention unknown vessel...
Oh, hello, Leela.
315
00:17:04,778 --> 00:17:07,239
That's a hot new ship you're wearing.
316
00:17:07,322 --> 00:17:10,367
Spare me the whatever that was.
What do you want?
317
00:17:10,492 --> 00:17:13,328
An invisible ship's been reported
in this quadrant,
318
00:17:13,411 --> 00:17:16,748
and my orders are to see
no one goes in or out.
319
00:17:17,207 --> 00:17:20,210
Or not see them, if they're invisible.
Understood?
320
00:17:20,293 --> 00:17:22,462
-Understood.
-[sighs]
321
00:17:22,963 --> 00:17:24,089
And ignored.
322
00:17:28,426 --> 00:17:32,806
Oh, no, you doo-n't.
Kif, set course for follow that ship.
323
00:17:42,315 --> 00:17:44,067
Cloaking device activated!
324
00:17:44,150 --> 00:17:47,445
But the graveyard's locked up.
How are we gonna get in there?
325
00:17:47,529 --> 00:17:49,406
Pure dumb brute force.
326
00:17:49,489 --> 00:17:53,577
Cloaking device, eh?
Kif, activate our cloaking device.
327
00:17:53,660 --> 00:17:56,788
And spare me your "We don't have one."
328
00:18:01,418 --> 00:18:05,213
Sir, the graveyard's locked up.
How are we going to get in there?
329
00:18:05,297 --> 00:18:07,674
Kif, we're invisible now, remember?
330
00:18:07,757 --> 00:18:10,677
We'll simply pass
right through the gate.
331
00:18:10,760 --> 00:18:12,596
Being invisible doesn't... Oh, geez.
332
00:18:16,266 --> 00:18:18,143
It's open. Full speed ahead.
333
00:18:18,226 --> 00:18:21,813
But it's dark in there
and full of dead spaceships.
334
00:18:21,897 --> 00:18:22,898
I said, "Go!"
335
00:18:35,493 --> 00:18:37,829
Okay, that's where our old ship sank.
336
00:18:37,913 --> 00:18:40,540
But I see little, if any, wreckage.
337
00:18:40,624 --> 00:18:43,710
That proves it became a ghost
and started haunting me.
338
00:18:43,793 --> 00:18:46,046
There's no other rational explanation.
339
00:18:46,129 --> 00:18:50,467
There are 38,651
other rational explanations.
340
00:18:51,676 --> 00:18:55,680
Keep your eyes peeled for anything
that looks remotely invisible.
341
00:18:56,806 --> 00:18:59,184
Incoming fire from that empty spot
over there, sir!
342
00:18:59,267 --> 00:19:03,188
Playing hard to see, Leela? Return fire!
343
00:19:04,189 --> 00:19:07,108
Someone's firing at us!
And missing badly.
344
00:19:07,192 --> 00:19:09,444
Sounds like Zapp. Return fire!
345
00:19:10,070 --> 00:19:11,530
-Firing.
-Firing.
346
00:19:11,613 --> 00:19:13,406
-Fire more!
-Fire harder!
347
00:19:22,499 --> 00:19:24,417
Yes! We hit the Nimbus!
348
00:19:28,421 --> 00:19:30,757
Uh-oh. We destroyed the Nimbus.
349
00:19:31,550 --> 00:19:32,801
Look, an escape pod!
350
00:19:32,884 --> 00:19:37,556
Crap, survivors. We are in big trouble.
351
00:19:38,723 --> 00:19:41,560
Here, Bender,
sit in the captain's chair.
352
00:19:43,270 --> 00:19:44,980
[computer] Butt-warmer destroyed.
353
00:19:46,189 --> 00:19:47,274
Attention, Leela.
354
00:19:47,357 --> 00:19:50,443
Wherever you are,
we victoriously surrender
355
00:19:50,527 --> 00:19:53,238
and triumphantly beg to come aboard.
356
00:19:54,781 --> 00:19:56,366
De-cloak the ship.
357
00:20:03,290 --> 00:20:05,917
You win this round, Captain Leela.
358
00:20:06,001 --> 00:20:08,962
But when the DOOP finds out
you destroyed the Nimbus...
359
00:20:09,045 --> 00:20:11,548
It wasn't me. It was Captain Bender.
360
00:20:11,631 --> 00:20:14,926
Nuh-uh! Captain Bender One-Hand!
361
00:20:15,010 --> 00:20:16,761
See? Look-a-that. Nothin'.
362
00:20:18,013 --> 00:20:19,973
Hey, someone's still firing.
363
00:20:20,056 --> 00:20:21,349
Another invisible ship?
364
00:20:21,933 --> 00:20:23,351
[all gasp]
365
00:20:23,435 --> 00:20:25,562
It's the ghost ship.
Let's get out of here.
366
00:20:25,645 --> 00:20:29,149
No, Leela. Running away from ghosts
only encourages them.
367
00:20:29,232 --> 00:20:32,402
It's the classic Jerry Lewis mistake.
368
00:20:32,485 --> 00:20:33,653
I'm taking command.
369
00:20:34,237 --> 00:20:36,823
No, you aren't.
I'm captain of this ship.
370
00:20:36,907 --> 00:20:38,074
Put up your...
371
00:20:38,950 --> 00:20:40,911
Oh. Right. Carry on, Captain.
372
00:20:44,331 --> 00:20:47,500
There's only one way to hit an enemy
you can't see.
373
00:20:47,584 --> 00:20:51,630
Fire an infinite number of missiles
in all possible directions.
374
00:20:51,713 --> 00:20:54,049
But we have less than
an infinite number left.
375
00:20:54,132 --> 00:20:55,175
We have zero.
376
00:20:55,258 --> 00:20:58,678
Then we'll have to improvise.
Fire all the escape pods!
377
00:21:04,518 --> 00:21:06,019
[computer] Hull breach imminent.
378
00:21:06,102 --> 00:21:08,980
-Quick, to the escape pods!
-[sighs]
379
00:21:10,315 --> 00:21:12,400
I guess this is the end again.
380
00:21:12,484 --> 00:21:15,153
I don't mind dying,
as long as it's with you.
381
00:21:15,695 --> 00:21:18,156
I'm just sorry we never got a chance
to be married.
382
00:21:18,240 --> 00:21:19,741
[sniffs] Me, too.
383
00:21:20,200 --> 00:21:22,744
Wait! A ship's captain can marry people.
384
00:21:23,370 --> 00:21:25,664
Please? Captain?
385
00:21:26,831 --> 00:21:30,585
-But, Leela, I always hoped that we...
-"We" what?
386
00:21:31,628 --> 00:21:35,006
[sniffs] Nothing. I shall be happy
to perform the ceremony.
387
00:21:37,092 --> 00:21:38,301
[sobs]
388
00:21:38,885 --> 00:21:42,514
Do you, Fry, a delivery boy,
for God's sake,
389
00:21:42,597 --> 00:21:44,224
take Leela to be your wife?
390
00:21:45,559 --> 00:21:46,601
I do.
391
00:21:46,685 --> 00:21:50,605
And do you, Leela, who deserves better,
take Fry to be...
392
00:21:50,689 --> 00:21:52,983
And I mean a lot better.
To be your husband?
393
00:21:53,984 --> 00:21:55,527
-I do.
-[ship rumbling]
394
00:21:56,736 --> 00:22:00,156
If anyone knows any reason
why these two should not be wedded...
395
00:22:00,240 --> 00:22:02,284
Doesn't have to be a good reason.
396
00:22:02,784 --> 00:22:04,411
-Bender One-Hand?
-Nah.
397
00:22:04,494 --> 00:22:08,039
If two of the three of us
have to get married, I'm glad it's them.
398
00:22:08,123 --> 00:22:12,210
Then I now pronounce you
husband and wife.
399
00:22:12,294 --> 00:22:13,795
May I kiss the bride?
400
00:22:16,256 --> 00:22:17,924
[romantic music playing]
401
00:22:22,012 --> 00:22:23,263
[Zapp sobbing]
402
00:22:34,733 --> 00:22:36,359
[all cheering]
403
00:22:36,985 --> 00:22:39,821
I'm blowing up enemies with friends!
404
00:22:39,946 --> 00:22:42,824
I still don't get who
those weird ghost ships were,
405
00:22:42,908 --> 00:22:44,743
or why they were attacking us.
406
00:22:44,826 --> 00:22:46,161
Who knows?
407
00:22:46,244 --> 00:22:50,248
Ever since we went back for Fry
and sank with Old Bessie,
408
00:22:50,624 --> 00:22:54,586
this voyage has been
an incomprehensible nightmare,
409
00:22:54,669 --> 00:22:58,882
drifting aimlessly in the sea
of all possible timelines...
410
00:22:59,090 --> 00:23:00,759
Ooh, I like this one.
411
00:23:00,842 --> 00:23:03,970
[Farnsworth] But this ship
wasn't ready to go just yet.
412
00:23:04,054 --> 00:23:06,056
She was made of strong stuff,
413
00:23:06,139 --> 00:23:08,892
and her wires
were all the right lengths.
414
00:23:08,975 --> 00:23:12,979
Before long, we had her patched up
and good as old.
415
00:23:13,063 --> 00:23:14,439
[blows]
416
00:23:14,773 --> 00:23:16,024
I want to thank you all.
417
00:23:16,107 --> 00:23:19,402
I would have died if you hadn't risked
your lives and come back for me.
418
00:23:19,486 --> 00:23:20,654
We were lucky.
419
00:23:20,737 --> 00:23:22,447
It could have
all turned out differently.
420
00:23:22,531 --> 00:23:25,075
I was having some crazy visions.
421
00:23:25,158 --> 00:23:27,869
Memories of things
I can't possibly remember.
422
00:23:27,953 --> 00:23:28,954
Like what?
423
00:23:31,873 --> 00:23:33,375
Well, like this.
424
00:23:34,709 --> 00:23:38,547
Whoa. We look awful. But happy.
425
00:23:39,172 --> 00:23:40,632
What does it mean?
426
00:23:40,715 --> 00:23:43,677
I don't know. Let's find out.
427
00:23:43,760 --> 00:23:47,305
♪ I was born to rock the boat ♪
428
00:23:47,973 --> 00:23:51,518
♪ Some may sink but we will float ♪
429
00:23:52,102 --> 00:23:54,145
♪ Grab your coat ♪
430
00:23:55,230 --> 00:23:58,024
♪ Let's get out of here ♪
431
00:24:00,569 --> 00:24:05,574
♪ You're my witness
I'm your mutineer ♪
432
00:24:09,035 --> 00:24:12,873
♪ Long ago, we laughed at shadows ♪
433
00:24:13,206 --> 00:24:16,835
♪ Lightning flashed, thunder followed ♪
434
00:24:18,003 --> 00:24:22,591
♪ They can never find us here ♪
435
00:24:25,510 --> 00:24:30,182
♪ You're my witness
I'm your mutineer ♪